Tigers Fanbase Drinking Game

via blog.mlive.com

Author's note: To be played with either green Powerade or rbbaker's latest offering. Please drink responsibly, unless your name is Bill Simonson.

Take 1 Drink If

• PhilCoke'sBrain makes you laugh on Twitter.
• Someone complains about a tactical decision by Jim Leyland. Drink double if this includes a decision to bunt. Finish the drink if the person in qustion is Baroque.
• #AustinJacksonStrikesOut
• Dave Dombrowski is referred to as "DD."
• A "trade for Stanton" idea is brought up. Drink double is Castellanos isn't involved.
• Don Kelly pinch hits over Matt Tuiasosopo.

Take 2 Drinks If

• Rogo curses Don Kelly online.
• MLiveCommenter tweets something eerily similar to a comment on their site.
• Someone says "FIRE LEYLAND."
• Jose Valverde is verbally ripped apart by a fan.
• Jim Leyland is referred to as "Smokey."
• The Tigers score after the 6th inning.

Take 3 Drinks If

• Prince Fielder is unclutch.
• Kurt is spotted at Bless You Boys.
• Someone praises a tactical decision by Jim Leyland (not including Rod Allen).
• Tom Brookens is complained about.
• Someone clamors for Ramon Santiago to be replaced by Danny Worth.
• Dave Dombrowski is referred to as "Dumbrowski."

Take 5 Drinks If

• Rod Allen is praised by a fan. Drink double if it does not include a Rod-Allenism.
• Bill Simonson says something stupid, but you were stupid enough to listen. You will welcome the inebriation.
• Chris Iott writes something excellent, only to be torn apart by the commenters.
• You read a defense of bunting. Finish the drink if it's Big Al.
• You spot an obscure nickname, such as "Big Squiggles" or "Food Truck." AJax does not count.
• Lloyd McClendon is blamed for a struggling hitter.

Take 10 Drinks If

• Rogo praises Don Kelly online.
• Samara Pearlstein's work did NOT make you smile today.
• Patrick O'Kennedy praises Phil Coke.
• Jose Valverde returns to the Tigers (Note: This isn't exactly a punishment).
• Brandon Inge is referred to as "Cringe."
• Rayburn homers off of the Tigers (Note: you must see him spelled Rayburn somewhere to drink).

Finish Your Drink If

• You survive one night of this game.

(Editor's note: Sorry about the links to SBNation. I wrote this on Bless You Boys and did a lazy copy-paste.)